[[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a "typical thieving gyppo" and is glad he's eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he'd just helped them steal. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. ]], * HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism). Sign in Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prisons exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddys cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. ** Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard. HilarityEnsues. [2] In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. He's a bog-standard white man. The actor/comedian Reece Shearsmith turns up in this episode as one of Max's old friends. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering. Its. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. * VocalEvolution: Maxs voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kays voice. [citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the. Before Billy can pull the trigger, Paddy recovers and renders him unconscious with a traffic cone. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Everal_Walsh&oldid=1104797357, Short description is different from Wikidata, BLP articles lacking sources from October 2013, Articles with unsourced statements from October 2013, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 16 August 2022, at 23:45. * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that hes a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . Paddy is then forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. Episode 1's opening theme is instrumental and episodes 2 - 5's closing themes are too. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. They're generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. Tina, it's Max. ]], * MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]. Their new moves lure two local girls, Tracey and Louise, back to the campervan, only for one of them to steal Paddy's wallet. Tina (played by Lisa Hammond), Max's one true love mentioned in the previous episode, turns up. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. Christine, 33, and Paddy have three children. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. Facebook. ''With her pincer. See more of No Context Max and Paddy on Facebook. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. A big fight is about to break out between Raymond and his henchmen against Max and Paddy. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that therell be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] They reject him, not wanting a high-profile campaign ruining their chances of release. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. ** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]]. * CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. The DVD also included extra workout tips and a segment instructed by Brian Potter live from the Phoenix Club. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. He's not. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. * {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. As is Raymond The Bastard. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a typical thieving gyppo and is glad hes eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV hed just helped them steal. ]], * EpicFail: Maxs attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. [[GassHole A lot.]] [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 100 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. Get us out! You shouldn't upset him. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to the 1970s American series B. J. and the Bear. [1] Doesn't take long before they try selling it. His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. It's real life this son, not the frigging Shawshank Redemption! No Context Max and Paddy. Paddy notes that theyre likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. * NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously. ]], ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. ]], * DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. He also begins a strong dislike for Paddy Because Paddy took Billys Job When Billy Went To Prison for 5 Years. Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Email or phone: Password: Forgot account? . A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and they have a very uncomfortable encounter in the showers!From Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere Season 1 Episode 4: After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. It's [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]. %%* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy. Its [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]]. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks How many times are you going to play that song?, * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that, * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terrys All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. * HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment. [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/max_and_paddy.jpg]]. The pair arrive in North-East England where Max meets his old friend and once fellow-doorman Billy "The Butcher" Shannon. spoken by Paddy to Billy the Butcher when knocking him out with a traffic cone.]]. You need to be logged in to continue. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina's family remain intact.]]. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. ** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''. 14 * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way." 15 It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. Although the main workout is shown in full, it is more intended as a spoof product than a genuine workout. Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube 0:00 / 6:41 Intro Sign in to confirm your age This video may be inappropriate for some users. He's not. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. On 22 February 2010, Peter Kay stated to The Sun that he and Paddy McGuinness planned to do more specials of Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere. * CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. The rip-off merchant Mick Bustin wants 500 from them for them to reveal the campervan. * PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" The lyrics are "Don't know where we're going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the Road to Nowhere. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!".
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max and paddy raymond the bastard
max and paddy raymond the bastard